Anti-Gypsy

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:20:11 GMT

Little children should not be allowed to read Harry Potter. Do you think they understand the complex themes and plot lines and relationships? No. They read it and are like "teehee Harry is goodz @ quidditchez". Shut up douche bags. I hate children. And then we have douchey dildo evangelicals shitting gypsy lies out of their mouths how harry potter is killing morals and is condoning witchcraft. okay, you're just mad at harry potter because it's popular and could probly part the red sea too ughhh. and i hope it's condoning witchcraft, i mean we live in an era during which "artists" like cher and bjork are allowed to run free; aren't we allowed an escape? so shut up and read it, it's the best thing ever

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:14:06 GMT

hey- I'm in Ireland right now and just got back from the loo- I mean the pool, for all of you not in Europe haha. Well, I'm coming home tomorrow. It's about10:13 pm here. lolz!!!

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:13:37 GMT

when one door of happiness closes,
another opens;
but often we look so long at the closed door
that we do not see the one
which has opened for us.

-Helen Keller (apparently)

What she REALLY said:

when one door of happiness closes,
i walk right into it,
so i get knocked unconscious
and forget about those other silly doors.

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if you're not mean, it's not fun

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:35:06 GMT

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:47:43 GMT

wtf, tyra you dyke racist

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:23:52 GMT

Tue, 10 Jan 2006 22:21:35 GMT

It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people, and the only thing is to face it.
-W. Somerset Maugham

Thanks, W.

bff?

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 04:51:55 GMT

It's 11:50, where's your sanity?

likezzz omg!zz sum pp?l arre So%? dumb!

Lisa, Top Model

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:23:53 GMT

RIP, Gurl

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 23:28:40 GMT

those bratz dolls look so bitchy

I really hope she's not wearing sun block

I love my beachy life!

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:07:52 GMT

Pyrokarat17: so LC's having a bonfire tmw night at the beach
Pyrokarat17: kristin and stephen are bringing marshmallows
Pyrokarat17: god i hope jessica doesn't come. i mean she is nice but sometimes soooooo dumb
devineinrvntion: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Pyrokarat17: ummm
Pyrokarat17: duh?
Pyrokarat17: our friends maybe?
devineinrvntion: i dont think i know any jessicas
Pyrokarat17: jessica...let's see.. oh!
Pyrokarat17: she dated jason, you know.
devineinrvntion: nooooooo
Pyrokarat17: i still ca n't believe jason fooled around w/ jess while going out with alex
Pyrokarat17: i hope everything becomes good in cabo, you know?

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:19:19 GMT

ahh my cousin is back on survivor this season!!

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:02:03 GMT

all janie needs to secure the win is wave a rug sampler in front of ivette and a sense of humor in front of maggie

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:40:23 GMT

OMG zzz like s Zckjdsafgh

Jason IS SO BAD to JeSsIcA

man am i ever in the mood for a pittsburgh platter

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:28:56 GMT

break P0INT 3: you know i'm just jealous
Pyrokarat17: i know
Pyrokarat17: you can't help it
Pyrokarat17: so this is what im thinkin
Pyrokarat17: two quick horizontal ones
Pyrokarat17: then a drawn out vertical
Pyrokarat17: we can even sprinkle in glitter
break P0INT 3: oh la la
break P0INT 3: where are we doing this?
break P0INT 3: wrist?
Pyrokarat17: yepp
break P0INT 3: sweet
break P0INT 3:
break P0INT 3: what color glitter?
break P0INT 3: red would clash
Pyrokarat17: silver and blue
break P0INT 3: how patriotic
Pyrokarat17: i know!
break P0INT 3: oo we should get the glitter with lil sparkly stars in it
break P0INT 3: definite style stars right there
Pyrokarat17: MM!
Pyrokarat17: and the sparkly stars have winking smilies in them!
break P0INT 3: haha yessss
break P0INT 3: ac moore here we come!
Pyrokarat17: woooo
break P0INT 3: aisle 8..the cutting aisle
Pyrokarat17: hehe
Pyrokarat17: right next to "Innocent girl limited too" aisle
break P0INT 3: ah yes

Big Brother 6

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 02:39:39 GMT

Go Janie!!

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 21:22:10 GMT

do you know anyone who has 9th period lunch?

it's the truth

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 01:52:53 GMT

Friends of niggas don't let niggas buy gold teefes and Glocks on layaway.

http://www.andrea-boesen.de/cat.jpg

Harry Potter and the filthy half breeds i mean little kids i mean cher

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 01:35:31 GMT

or the title could be called:
Harry Potter and ian bussard doesn't know it's called Sectumsempra and not vagina beads-sempra or whatever he said

i love hermione

spoilers @@! cerulean butterfly

dumbledore froze harry so he wouldn't make a fool of himself and get himself killed. he also froze him so that harry would be able to listen to all of Malfoy and the Death Eater's story and alert the others. Dumbledore knew he was probably going to die from the potion even before Barbra Streisand or Snape killed him. He also knew that Malfoy would not kill him (Dumbledore) but would fo sho have gotten angry at Harry because Malfoy would actually love to kill Ginny and send perverted valentine cards to harry's ass.
good parts:
the whole second half; hermione and her hot dentist parents; crabbe and goyle growing queef machines/ boxes/ cooches; ginny/ harry; basically everything; the death of hitler i mean cho chang; MADAM ROSMERTA; pygmy puffs
bad parts: dumbledore you know what-ing, snape not getting brutally raped, lynched, and queefed upon; the possible closing of hogwarts; harry ron and hermy not taking care of magical creatures; not enough class detail; and hermes not being in it enough
AND DID JK ROWLING FORGET ABOUT HEDWIG?! i love that sweet, feather-laden vixen

i don't want to sound anti-child, or maybe i do, but i can't stand hearing about little kids (basically 12 years and below)reading Harry Potter. Well, I don't care if they read it, but i hate newspaper and magazine articles that are like little sally eats macaroni and shits wildfire on her harry potter books and loves it!! i mean, people are getting murdered left and right and romilda vane is growing a penis; i don't think children should be reading this.

Above all else, if parents need another reason to violently skeet upon their children's harry potter books, simply read the chapter "A Frosty Christmas", in which a hairy woman sings: "Come stir your hot wand in my cauldron and i will keep you warm in my vulva."
even if wee ones understand the books, which they don't believe me i asked God (ay amor, me duele tanto, una tortura perderte), they shouldn't be allowed to read anything because they're ugly and dirty and leave turds in your closet.

i love you, jk rowling

bee bop

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 02:05:12 GMT

"Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men" :

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 01:08:51 GMT

hershey park was really awesome
i would put pictures of it on the internet, but i don't know how to.
i didn't take pictures, however, and i do not possess a digital camera.

good night

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 13:05:11 GMT

some people are so funny

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 01:13:17 GMT

When I was a boy, on Good Friday in my parish, in order to dramatize the extent of Jesus' suffering, a group of the priests used to get together and crucify one of the children.

[the adventures of caro and friend]

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:19:50 GMT

So, today..
was great. Went to caro's, dad drove us to forest for exploring native american burial grounds. and guess what..we did.
it was so much fun. luckily, carolyn brought chrissy's digital camera. more like stole it?
yeah so we listen to some hip tunes. the tunes of NATURE. oh yeah now I'm cool. So basically..
casablanca and yvonnaldo have struck ONCE again.

[mass-cremation?]

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:35:19 GMT

where will all the bodies go once there is no more room under the earth?